Monday, December 27, 2010
25 Reasons to Give Dallas a Chance
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Lulu's User-Friendly Guide to Chicken Shit Bingo
2. Boiled Hot Dogs. Ginny, who still works the bar, puts a platter of hotdogs out with a number of fixin’s (ketchup, sliced white onion, buns…). If you want to offset the stress of waiting in line for your bingo ticket, you might consider grabbing a dog or two to nosh on in the meanwhile.
3. Bingo tickets, literally old-fashioned movie tickets with a number quickly scribbled on the back, cost $2 each and come at a limit of one per customer. This means that you can’t buy one for both you and your friend who is holding down your seats within eyeshot of the bird action. Plan accordingly.
4. When Ginny named her Longhorn Saloon “Little”, she wasn’t kidding. The place is small even for the rash of usual afternoon tipplers. But then you throw in the Lacoste-shirted co-eds, camera-heavy tourists (guilty), disgruntled tube-top ladies, and the bar staff itself —which includes many sturdy women, a small bluegrass ensemble lead by Dale Watson, and a chicken— it gets uncomfortable pretty quickly. Plan accordingly?
5. Getting the chicken to poop on your number = impossible. You just need to sit back and let the bozos up front work themselves into a clucking frenzy and cross your fingers that the bird isn’t constipated, as it appeared to be on the night we were there. There are 50 bingo squares, I think, onto which Ginny evenly sprinkles chicken feed at the onset of the round. The chicken just goes to town on this stuff, scratching away and occasionally darting after someone’s dangled finger, but mostly doing her unpredictable chicken thing in an uncontrollable manner. About 20 minutes into the affair, Dale Watson plays a slower tune with his boys, and a compact deuce the size of a green grape finally falls unceremoniously out of the chicken and onto someone else’s square. They will then turn in their winning ticket for, I’ve estimated, around $200. Meanwhile you beat a hasty retreat through the thick crowd to bright, white daylight and your vehicle, which is hotter than a brick oven and parked a block away despite how early you showed up.
6. Needless to say, once it’s been determined that there has been an official bowel movement, people go crazy regardless of whether or not it landed on the number they wanted. I mean, I never even determined where my number (49) was on the board but was (sort of) content just to be able to see the bird working her barnyard magic in such an unlikely setting. It just goes to show that, even with money at stake, the heart-and-soul of the experience is that 50 people, mostly strangers, have come together in a cramped, musty bar to raise their Lone Stars and Shiners to an oft-underappreciated ritual. Who needs multiplex entertainment centers when you can, beer in hand, watch a bird shit on a board for (almost) free?
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Lulu’s 24-Hour 24th Birthday/Goodbye Party Extravaganza

May 28th
Noon – 2 p.m. Ferry Building Market
4 p.m. – 6 p.m. Happy hour at Zeitgeist in the Mission
6:30 p.m. – 7:30 p.m. Costume change at home
7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m. Dinner at Little Star Pizza
10 p.m. (doors at 8:30 p.m.) – Tiga at The Independent, $18 adv, 21+
It was between this show and the Black Moth Super Rainbow/School of Seven Bells show at Bottom of the Hill. Tough decision, but I reasoned The Independent is easier to get to (especially for the USF crowd) and I hoped this would mean more people would come. If you’d still like to argue for the other show, feel free…
Cocktails and gentle conversation at the Shea-Cortes-Tony Penthouse following the show.
May 29th (my actual birthday)
9:30 a.m. – 11 a.m. Breakfast at Zazie in Cole Valley
Let me know ahead of time if you’d like to come to this. If I can get six people on board I can actually make a reservation and then we won’t have to wait so long.
11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. Stroll through Golden Gate Park (which may or may not end up at the Bison Paddock).
1 p.m. – 2 p.m. Lunch at Old Shanghai Restaurant in the Outer Richmond
Xiao Long Bao! Delicious.
2 – 4 p.m. Downtime in the apartment. Come help me with last minute packing.
4 p.m. – 6 p.m. Hanging out at Velo Rouge Cafe for happy hour
6 p.m. – 9 p.m. Dinner at home. Come prepared to help.
9:30 p.m. à DJ Pilooski – 103 Harriet St. See here for more details.
Late night wine and finger painting at my place afterwards? Maybe.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Bay to Breakers... Sort Of.

So, I didn't make it to Bay to Breakers today because I was stuck in the dorm dealing with this:
I helped close USF's Fromm Hall for the summer. Many students discovered they had more things than they intitially thought!
Fortunately, later that evening I did spot a few lingering "runners" ordering some grub at Farolito Taqueria in the Mission, where I was enjoying a horchata and Quesadilla Suiza Especial (that's with melted cheese, avocado, salsa, and my choice of meat -- make mine carnitas, hold the sour cream) with Sky.
It's a pair of the famous Bay to Breakers salmon!
Watching a salmon wolf down a burrito at the end of the long day made me feel better about missing out on one of our city's most exciting traditions.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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Monday, April 21, 2008
The Digitally Literate Go Back to the Land


Sunday, March 30, 2008
Cole Valley










